“Shake Me Off”
(Commercial Suicide Music, SOCAN, 2023)

She could be in a bad mood A9
I could be in the wrong car
Could be I remind her of someone she used to know D – E – A
Coulda worn the wrong shades A
She coulda had a bad day
Could be I should just pick up my broken heart and go D – E – A
But when every complication is subtracted C#m – F#m
I’ve still no good explanation for the way that she reacted Bm – E (sus)
Maybe I’m the wrong guy A
Could be so but oh my F#7
This one isn’t gonna shake me off so easily Bm – E – A
(F – E…)
I coulda said the wrong thing A9
She maybe didn’t hear me
Maybe there’s a rumor going round that I’m no good D – E – A (F – E….)
I could be the wrong size A9
She maybe goes for tall guys
Please let it be that she misunderstood D – E – A
But when all of these weak excuses have been charted C#m – F#m
I’ve still not got any clues to why I’m Bm
Dead before I started E (sus)
Maybe I’m the wrong guy A
Could be so but oh my F#7
This one isn’t gonna shake me off so easily Bm – E – A
Took a lot of nerve to D
Think that I deserve to
Spend a little time with you A
Maybe I’m not meant to try B7
But I’m dying to know the reason why E
She could be on the rebound A9
Maybe on the shy side
Could be it’s a 95-to-one shot anyway D – E – A
I should take a long pause A
Maybe it’s a lost cause
Could be it’s a wild ring toss and I’m better off D – E
But hey… A
Now that every wild possibility’s been untangled C#m – F#m
I’ve still gotta think a lot of it’s just me Bm
Not trying every angle Esus – E
She can play it real cool A
But my mama didn’t raise no fool F#7
This one isn’t gonna shake me off so neatly B – E7
Say goodbye and pat me on the head so sweetly C#m – F#7
This one isn’t gonna shake me off so easily B – E
(… isn’t gonna shake me off so…) A – F – E x 3 … A
Project Duration
6 MonthDy
(Commercial Suicide Music, 1979, SOCAN)
You’ve seen me on TV,
In papers and books
I do the commercials for your pathetic looks
I cried for the camera
Back in ‘79
Price of the film and they’re set up for life
They’ve got shots of starving children,
Sitting dying on the railroad tracks
Facing page, with aces and a Cadillac:
A mascara’d debutante socialist, not a smile out of place
I’m dying with flies on my face.
I’m more than a symbol,
I’m less than a life
Won’t you please take my maggots home to meet your wife?
The ice in your drinks
Is a Missionary bell
I’ll sit here in the dust until hell freezes over
Under the Cola ad, says:
“Give a dollar for the starving child.”
I grimace and a sinner’s guilt is running wild
Photographers and hypocrite journalists
Damn the heat of this place
I’m dying with flies on my face
James went to college three years,
Cramming Biology to learn the
Facts of life he had ignored
He found what he had missed, but the
Female reproductive system
Still cost more than he could afford
So he went for his physical and came overseas
“Don’t forget your hanky Jamie or you’ll
Get a disease, boy!”
This tired young virgin with his Polaroid snaps
Puts paper down when he craps in my toilet
Writes a letter to his mother:
“Jeepers ma, the Bible must be right.
It’s time like these I thank the Lord who made me white.”
Sylvania flashbulbs exploding as they drag
Me into place
I’m dying with flies on my face
Jesus loves me, this I know
Cos he lets me die so slow.